usually i wake up on monday mornings filled with all sorts of emotions. on monday mornings, i wake up feeling like a swamp-water slushie - of emotion (americans: a swamp-water slushie combines all available flavours. even the ones you don't fancy, like lemon.. blech). a lot of people get the 'mo-mo blues', and so i decided that i was going to be the first to find a cure.
eventually i stopped perplexing myself, with flavours and emotions, and decided to get on with my research..
wait-a-minute. you know what? blueberry isn't a good flavour either. it just isn't. i think blueberries are the weirdo cousin of the berry family. no one wants to include them, but you have to - because they're family. i even bet blueberries would try and convince cranberries to make out in the closet, because they aren't really related.
and also, blueberries taste like wet-wetness to me. even water has more flavour, in comparison. and i know what all of you are thinking.. "has this douche ever tasted a blueberry muffin?" and all i have to say to that is: muffin. i'd taste better too, if i'd gone and attached myself to an ice-cream truck.
anyway, the monday morning blues. they're probably called the mo-mo blues because someone was eating blueberries at the time and was like, "this is exactly how a monday would taste, if it could taste like something".
so yeah..
wait, what was i talking about again?
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1 comments:
sounds like someones got a case of the mondays.
bad blueberries i agree are terrible...but every 1/10 times at the grocery store they have good ones. i have a hard time believing you'd dislike them.
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