there are a lot of things that people hate. but there are only a few things in life that we can all agree on hating. things like: bad drivers, wine and cheese breath, racists, sarahjessicaparker's face, the government... and of course, the show 'toddlers and tiaras'.
watching that show was actually less interesting than watching my dog have a poo. well, it wasn't so much uninteresting as it was - wrong. i felt bad for the kids, you know? having to prance around half naked in front of their (ironically fatugly) parents and judges-who look like registered sex offenders. even the amount of make-up on their little faces would be enough to fancy up an entire cirque du soleil cast. and the skills? since when has baton twirling been a skill? calling baton twirling a skill is like calling rodeo a sport.
point being - i hate these pageants. i hate the parents for turning their kids into little, perverted versions of themselves. kids don't usually get a choice and it's sad to see some of them having to grow up doing that kind of thing. and only for their parents to feel better about themselves, barely. but if i'm wrong and there is a point to little kid beauty pagents, i still don't care. because i know that my parents let me like what i liked, when i was growing up. and that made me very creative and kept me truly happy. which i still appreciate entirely.
child pageants may be small and insignificant compared to the other major things we can hate together - but it's what i chose to muse about this time. and maybe i shouldn't say 'hate'. they're just something that i really don't like, a lot. and it's a parent's choice, i know. but isn't there anything better to choose? like ballerina classes or the taliban or something?
listen. in the end, child pageants are fantastically weird and hugely pointless. plus, why on earth would anyone want their kid to be less interesting than dog excrement? unless you're a stupid, of course.
shamefully yours,
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